Everything went a little crazy this week.
Who's reading this thing?
That enormous spike you see was generated by a recommendation from here. A few more clicked the next day and the day after. And what did they read?
Yikes. So Google and my girlfriend are the hottest hits. I shall have to make every blog post about either of those. Possibly both. I don’t know, perhaps something like “How Google has ruined my relationship” or maybe “How Google has stolen my girlfriend.” Yeah, that ought to do it. So how about the search terms of the now? These are usually good for a giggle.
| chrome os sucks | 4 |
| futurama ascii | 2 |
| ascii bender | 2 |
| real life girlfriends | 2 |
| how to install firefox 3.5 on ubuntu | 1 |
| real life girlfriends hair in boobs | 1 |
| chrome os stupid | 1 |
| long boobs | 1 |
| maps m83 concorde2 | 1 |
| why google chrome os sucks | 1 |
| chrome os is crap | 1 |
| m83 concorde 2 setlist | 1 |
| boobs long hair | 1 |
| “one command installation of firefox 3.5 | 1 |
| real life boobs | 1 |
| ascii futurama | 1 |
| real life hair | 1 |
| check ram memory ubuntu bash | 1 |
| hair in boobs google os stupid | 1 |
| random futurama quote terminal | 1 |
| good os? stupid | 1 |
| cowsay shit cow | 1 |
| google os sucks | 1 |
| slashdot fortunes | 1 |
| openbittorrent dmca notice | 1 |
| long hair girlfriends | 1 |
| google chrome suck | 1 |
| send your name to mars! | 1 |
| google chrome os sucks | 1 |
| google chrome os is stupid | 1 |
| ” long hair with perfect boobs” | 1 |
| send your name to mars | 1 |
| real girlfriend boobs | 1 |
| microsoft extreme hate | 1 |
| google chrome os crap | 1 |
| ps check memory usage | 1 |
| the shit quote from slashdot | 1 |
Emphasis added. Yowzer. Porn freaks plenty much. Are these people sick of having to put up with all of those wigs in porn films or what? I am intrigued by the number of people searching for reasons why Google’s Chrome OS sucks, considered it doesn’t yet exist. I get the feeling there are flame wars all over the internet this week, and the Microsofties are looking for some ammunition. Well, good luck with that, chaps. I’m off to pen my next masterpiece, “Top ten reasons why my girlfriend’s hair sucked real life Google Chrome OS.”
Rarrrrrrrgh 
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