Oh, the web, the most incredible machine known to man that she is. A massive step forwards in the evolution of the human race by all accounts. And yet the internet has been co-opted by fuckwits who want to enhance our productivity experience in a solutions-based diversity paradigm. Yes, business speak. Once the scorn of cubicle prisoners, now the hated object of billions of people around the world. If you haven’t noticed it by now, it’s because they haven’t got to you yet. But they will, if “cloud-computing” has anything to do with it. I hate the term cloud-computing. I hate it with a passion. It’s one of those disgusting Web2.0 phrases that makes me want to stick my head in a microwave every time I hear it. It’s more of that business wanker language that everybody knows and hates.
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Hot off the press
- Troll of the week #4: the registry is good fun.
- A Mono proposal
- Troll of the week #3: something lacking
- George Orwell is spinning in his grave at 3,000 rpm
- Linux malware, sure it’s possible
- Feynman lectures for the rest of us
- The sublime and the enormous
- Trending trends week two
- I’m not a feminist, honest!
- Send your name to Mars
- Licensing of the tubes
- Troll of the week #2: you guys need some new arguments
- 20,000 Windows computers to be destoyed.
- Trending trends so far.
- Asus and Microsoft. Where’s the beef?
Look at this! Just look at it!
- Apebox. in the blue corner
- Boycott Novell. in the red corner
- Charlie Brooker. Happy fun time.
- Light Linux. You’re using too much RAM.
- Me and Ubuntu. Free Ubuntu!
- Mesanna A female geek. omg
- My girlfriend's blag. She’s a dollface.
- Open… Serious business.
- Psychocats. Learning to Linux
- Speak You're Branes. FORRUNERS!
- Swan Fungus. He does good reviews.
Hijack this blog
You want to use something from this blag? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you want to fail at life? If you reuse the crap I post here, people will say, "Wow, I never knew anybody could be so ignorant!" Then they will go and find a weapon to beat you with. That's right. There's your god-damned copyright notice. You really care about that shit? Fine. Take it, copy it, pretend it's your own work. Do whatever the hell you want with it, I don't care.
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