So, my new blag has been going rather well for about a week or so. But who the devil is reading this thing? I decided to have a look at the site hits.
Who's reading this thing?
98 readers in a day isn’t bad for my first week, I guess. But that seems like beginners luck based on all the other days. Hrmm. Well, what the hell were all of these people looking at?
Well that makes sense. I got a pretty cool scoop about openbittorent. It took a while for the torrent news sites to catch up with that one. For a few hours, the post I made here was on the front page of Google for a number of openbittorrent-related searches. Alas, it’s now been pushed down to page 2. And nobody ever looks there. The interview I had with Dollface was rather odd. It appeared all over the intertubes. Strange stuff, these blogs. Still, let’s have a look at the search terms people used to come here:
| openbittorrent.com | 5 |
| hair in boobs | 2 |
| openbittorrent.com thepiratebay | 2 |
| openbittorrent.com “pirate bay” | 1 |
| using openbittorrent.com | 1 |
| blonder tongue audio baton review | 1 |
| http://bambambambam.wordpress.com/ | 1 |
| troll girlfriend | 1 |
| futurama ascii | 1 |
| futurama ascii art | 1 |
| boobs in rel life | 1 |
| openbittorrent | 1 |
| root check memory | 1 |
| openbittorrent.com neij | 1 |
| fuck linux retards | 1 |
| apt-get moo ascii | 1 |
| howto setup mp3 preview on mouseover in | 1 |
| real life girlfriends | 1 |
Hrrrm. It seems I’m in the wrong business, methinks. I hope that chap who was looking for fucking linux retards found what he was looking for. Hair in boobs. What the hell is up with that?
Hair IN boobs?? WTF yo? If I write ‘Lady Catherine sex’ here you might get results for that too. I’m gonna write it in mine! ‘Lionel Rich Tea’ is my most commonly searched term, then ‘evil bras’ or ‘why bras are evil’.
Also, ‘Boobs in rel life’? LOL.
I should update this. I’ve had a tonne of hits since I posted this earlier. Search terms from today include the following,
m83 + maps reviews 1
google os is stupid 1
chrome os morons 1
fuck linux retards 1
google chrome sucks 1
google os stupid 1
The Windows trolls are reading my blag! Hurray!!!